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Lips Demotivational Poster


determination -

TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


LIVE IN RUSSIA - Instead of reading The Hunger Games

Janice -

KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on

TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

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culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


TAGS: lust love lips desire rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am
Oops, perhaps next time, I shall check out the online dictionnary first.. sometimes I'm a tad too quick with comments-- but you know RL...
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:57 am

ehem....cough cough....so like...er....are you available tellit?
tellitlikeitis - December 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
Actually, I would.
rerun - December 11, 2010, 8:26 pm

but you will drink to anything
Reality Lord - December 11, 2010, 8:22 pm

here here...my good man. i'll drink to a good round of debauchery.

LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!

TAGS: lips suck s****** watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet

DANE COOK - You shut your lips and learn!

TAGS: dane cook lips
Rating: 2.96/5

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ComaWhite - October 28, 2008, 11:55 pm
Ah!! the dippi!!!

Self-esteem -


TEMPTATION - With every text, email and poke I am left wondering how delightful your lips must taste.

TAGS: lips tempt wonder
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 11:36 am
Now I'm thinking of the Dairy Queen spokeslips



COLLAGEN - We tried to tell Buddy those injections were a silly idea


TAGS: lips for kissing and nibbling and s****** and and and
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:43 am

after looking at Benny cache, I have to wonder myself. Matchstick figures are better than some of his stuff.
phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 2:11 pm
Im at a loss for words to even try and understand that drunken rambling.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 9:33 am
After all the crap everyone gets, all the grammar police its who they leave to work night shift who they responsible who let this pointless through.

Elegance -

TAGS: sun moon lovers chase catch kiss awe eclipse
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:13 pm
I guess I really meant it... You MUST be a joy to have around... Occasionally... Only during eclipses, maybe.

Sound Of Silence -

TAGS: lips introductions quiet shutup advice
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:53 am
It works! Sometimes only for a few seconds while they try to figure it out. Glad it gave ya a laugh.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:33 am
That's the best way I've ever heard in the "shut up" department. Lol!


TAGS: ducklings ducklips silly humans humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:07 pm
This explains Sho's behaviour...

Aniket More -

DUCKLIPS - Look awful on dogs, too.

TAGS: ducklips posing dogs
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - December 10, 2012, 5:01 pm

My little dog, Rowdi, the Jack Russell Terrorist, would bite me.
MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 1:52 pm
Igs..still laughing! Picturing my huge Pyrennes in a set of those! 5L but ya gotta share this with digmydog too!
lgvernon - December 10, 2012, 9:58 am

Did you mutter that through ducklips, sho?
Sho - December 10, 2012, 9:06 am
Too main5tream

sorry, ladies -


TAGS: lips
Rating: 3.23/5

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DUCK FACE - You're doing it wrong...

TAGS: duck face lips stupid girl
Rating: 2.33/5

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falloutghoul - December 10, 2012, 8:54 pm
They should only be done with Pringles.


SARAH PALIN - A pig in lipstick is still a pig.

TAGS: sarah palin pig lipstick
Rating: 1.87/5

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bhaalgorn - November 13, 2008, 10:04 am
well, that joke was handled, well. and now the more that i look at obama i think ill give him a chance, id like to see how his tax plan goes over. i was sure the shadow government wouldn't let him be president but maybe they have plans for him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:35 am
PS- f*** you, you worthless f***ing f***.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:33 am
bhaalgorn, you are a **** sandwich with **** sauce served on a **** platter with **** chips and a big lumpy glass of ****, you f***ing ****head.
Sean - October 31, 2008, 6:23 pm
Socialism means state control of the means of production. Republicanism means state control of the means of reproduction. hope that helps the economically and politically illiterate.
WTFO - October 31, 2008, 5:17 pm
I can, because a pig in lipstick is still better than a socialist.
On the fence - September 13, 2008, 3:19 pm
Who can vote for McCain/Palin after seeing this! lol!

Talent -

TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours

Kisses -

TAGS: man memory lipstick collar wife question answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 16, 2016, 12:07 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 5:02 am
Clever, UP yours

Innocence -

TAGS: mom lips smile dad
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 21, 2015, 12:20 am
I enjoy watching guys creeped out by something they enjoy so much! 5 laughing lions!
Reality Lord - April 20, 2015, 8:19 pm

GaryO - April 20, 2015, 7:50 pm
concern3 - April 20, 2015, 6:24 pm
Thats a disgusting reality, another 5er
Bandit5906 - April 20, 2015, 1:26 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2015, 11:05 am
Doh! 5 shivers.

There were things you wanted to tell me -

TAGS: things tell dying say scared voice faltered sewed lips buried
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2016, 6:16 am

mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 11:35 pm
Excellent, 69! Glad you're making posters again and showing us how it's done. ^!

Fish Pick Up Lines -

x -

TAGS: lips red desire love
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 22, 2015, 9:46 am

My mom said to say hello, she's really sorry about having to testify against you at the trial and she hopes your testes aren't still swollen.
Reality Lord - February 21, 2015, 7:39 am

my god old man....very sensual pic of oyur mom therre :)
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 10:43 pm
Good call, olds. It puts me on page 157 of an old detective novel.
Oldsod - February 20, 2015, 9:13 pm
Why do I hear a sleazy 5ax solo wafting through a haze of cigarette smoke?

ZZ Topless -